千歳ミユキ ➥ ｍｉｙｕｋｉ ｃｈｉｔｏｓｅ

[ A shaky feed shows off some grass, spilled trail mix and an inquisitive-looking Larvitar, who looks upward and points at the 'Gear. ]

Tar.

What?

[ The 'Gear whirls wildly before focusing on the bright face and dark eyes of a tan-skinned young girl. She grins. ]

Oh, it's on. Yo! I'm Miyuki, and this is my first day as a Pokémon trainer. I'm leaving the first town now. My starter is this little guy — [ The camera returns, with that same slightly nauseating spinning motion, to the Larvitar, who raises one claw tacitly, then turns back to the girl's face. ] — who's totally gonna be awesome when he evolves.

Anyway, I'm already sick of Rattatas, big surprise, right? I've been seeing these other dudes around, like these pink floaty guys and these ones that look like raccoons. Are they any good? I don't wanna use up my Pokéballs on lame Pokémon.

And where can I get a bike? Help a girl out!